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I did a 1000 page thesis on Warfarin.

But was told I had to thin it out.

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2. Why did Yoda decide to move to the Dagobah system?

He never wanted to forget what sound sheep make.

3. What kind of income does a vegetable receive?

A celery.

4. The cemetery in my town is getting overcrowded.

People are just dying to get in.

5. What sound did Skype make as it went away?

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6. What do you call an ambitious bee worker, who wants to bee-come 😶the queen?

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7. Three men in Israel are having a debate.

One claims their people should be called Israelis. Another says they should be called Jews. The last man says they should be called Israelites. You could say there were just arguing semitics.

8. What is the most realistic retirement plan for younger generations

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Because he looked in the mirror and his reflection said “you can’t see me”

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